Two reasons I don’t trust people
1. I don’t know them
2. I know them
me: *eats something unhealthy*
also me: if I drink a lot of water it’ll be ok
I wanna live in a little quaint cottage that backs up to a big old forest full of birds and deer and mystery and i want to dry my laundry outside when its sunny and tend to my garden when its foggy and sit inside by the fire and write when its rainy
i wish soulja boy would walk into my house and crank dat, killing me instantly